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---
section: scambox
language: en
title: The Confusing Conversation
url: the-confusing-conversation
platform: telegram
tags: [crypto, telegram, business, james, confusing]
published: 2022-08-11 20:00:00
author:
name: Kevin Kandlbinder
---
import Chatbox from "../../../src/components/scambox/Chatbox.tsx";
import Chatmsg from "../../../src/components/scambox/Chatmsg.tsx";
import Chatnotice from "../../../src/components/scambox/Chatnotice.tsx";
import Chatblah from "../../../src/components/scambox/Chatblah.tsx";
I've rencently had a scammer in my inbox who I just wanted to confuse, and
to my surprise he actually matched my energy! Let's look at the chat together!
<Chatbox open="bottom">
<Chatmsg name="James">
Hello
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
hello james
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="James">
How are you doing dear
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
I am doing splendtastic what about you?
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="James">
I am a movie producer also an actor
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
oh wow, but it's true you look very professional!
</Chatmsg>
</Chatbox>
His profile picture really was a face worthy of being
both a movie producer and an actor. I could already
imagine him in an action packed thriller of hunting
down bitcoins across the whole globe.
<Chatbox open="both">
<Chatmsg name="James">
Where are you from
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
Germany, you?
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="James">
I'm from United States<hr/>
Birmingham Alabama
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
oh wow, long way away
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="James">
Yes<hr/>
How is life over there
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
it's fine, covid hit pretty bad and is still going strong, but life's slowly going back to normal
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="James">
Okay<hr/>
It will be
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
how is it over there where you live?
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="James">
So good with me<hr/>
Are you familiar with digital currency?
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
I've bought like 4 bitcoin 8 years ago but since then not much
</Chatmsg>
</Chatbox>
I've bought a small loan of a million dollars. Nothing substancial.
At this point I imagine James drooling out the mouth thinking
about my non-existant bitcoins.
<Chatbox open="both">
<Chatmsg name="James">
Ohh really
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
yeah but I've not done anything with them since, they've just been laying around tbh
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="James">
Why<hr/>
But do you invest with any company
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
I've never really had the motivation to do all that trading, it sounds really hard so I never did it
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="James">
You don't need to be sceptical about this investment, at first I was scared too <Chatblah/><Chatblah/><Chatblah/><Chatblah/> minimum amount of $100 <Chatblah/><Chatblah/><Chatblah/> after 24 hours I tested my withdrawal and I was paid instantly!
</Chatmsg>
</Chatbox>
What can I say, I am easy to get for falling for scams...
<Chatbox open="both">
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
sounds great, can I put those bitcoin I have into there?
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="James">
Yes you can<hr/>
I'm just telling you about how I start my own I started with small amount just to see if the company is working very well<hr/>
When my pastor's wife introduce me to the company I was scared but after 9 months I can invest any amount with the company because I have 100% trust in them
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
oh yeah I mean I'm not scared to put the 3 bitcoin in, I mean I bought them for 5 dollars back in the day and they are probably only worth 30ct by now
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="James">
Alaye okay
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
I don't even know, I've not been keeping up with them
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="James">
Are you ready to join the company should I send you the company weblink
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
Yeah sure, sorry for the delay, I was ironing my lawn
</Chatmsg>
</Chatbox>
My lawn is so flat all my neigbors are jealous... James seems to be unimpressed though.
<Chatbox open="both">
<Chatmsg name="James">
Okay it fine<hr/>
<span style={{color: "var(--color-fake-link)", textDecoration: "underline solid currentColor"}}>https://randomscam.tld/register?ref=42069</span>
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
What about the flower field tho?
</Chatmsg>
<Chatnotice>11th of May 2022</Chatnotice>
<Chatmsg name="James">
I don't understand what you mean?
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
I thought every American has a flower field
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="James">
Not really ....
</Chatmsg>
</Chatbox>
Looks like I fell for a "fake news"... Could happen to anyone!
<Chatbox open="both">
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
weird... it's one of those things you just expect... but you guys don't have electric kettles either so I guess it's not that surprising
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="James">
Mpa gi
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
what is "mpa gi"?
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="James">
😲
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
James you're confusing me
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="James">
That is the way you are confusing me too
</Chatmsg>
</Chatbox>
I was actually impressed with James and how he matched my energy with such precision.
I almost gave him money just out of respect.
<Chatbox open="top">
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
I didn't mean to do that 😐<br/>
<br/>
I've just never been to the United States (of America) so I only know it from what friends who went told me
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="James">
Okay<hr/>
So what are you saying about the company
</Chatmsg>
<Chatmsg name="Kevin" dir="out">
it sounds amazing I just have to find my bitcoin again, I kinda forgot the password and I need to guess it
</Chatmsg>
</Chatbox>
I sadly never found them... James was still one of the best chats I've
had with just how exactly James managed to match my chaotic
energy.