From 87056c34c6d6a67c234ab2fbf0cb84465556ce4c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Dan Feldman <9161287+85danf@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 14:17:20 +0200
Subject: [PATCH] The customer success way

The customer success way
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 ```vim
 :echom test_null_list()
 ```
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+## The customer success way
+Credit: @85danf
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+1. Schedule emergency meeting with R&D about 'worrisome trends apparent in recent support tickets metrics'
+2. Present ability to exit vim as probable root cause
+3. Wait as developers argue and mansplain stuff
+4. Schedule follow up meeting for next quarter
+5. Not your problem anymore