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 ```
 :let command='vim ''+\\!kill -9 ' . getpid() . ''' +qall -es' | execute "!" . command
 ```
+
+## The Yolo Way
+Credit: @ryanc
+
+Don't run this, it could break your computer.
+
+```
+:!echo b | sudo tee -a /proc/sysrq-trigger
+```
+
+## The Abstinence Method
+Credit: @ryanc
+
+```
+$ alias vim=/bin/true
+```