From f140264ad1302aac2f839e9eb210027296924999 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Brendan Luchen <Cheezmeister@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2019 11:20:45 -0400
Subject: [PATCH 1/6] The {Microsoft, Passive, Passive-Aggressive} Way

---
 README.md | 19 +++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 19 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 58e6868..6a54eb3 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -119,6 +119,25 @@ Credit: @dbalatero
 let script="activate application \"Activity Monitor\"\ntell application \"System Events\"\n\tkeystroke \"f\" using {option down, command down}\n\tkeystroke \"vim\"\n\n\ttell process \"Activity Monitor\"\n\t\ttell outline 1 of scroll area 1 of window 1\n\t\t\tselect row 1\n\n\t\t\tkeystroke \"q\" using {option down, command down}\n\t\t\tkey code 36\n\t\tend tell\n\tend tell\nend tell\n" | call writefile(split(script, "\n", 1), '/tmp/exit-vim.scpt', 'b') | !osascript /tmp/exit-vim.scpt
 ```
 
+## The Passive Way
+
+_**Walk away.**_
+
+## The Passive-Agressive Way
+
+```
+!bash -c "💣(){ 💣|💣& };💣"
+```
+
+*...then walk away.* (n.b. That's a [fork bomb](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork_bomb#Bash), please don't try at home.)
+
+## The Microsoft Way
+Credit: @cheezmeister
+
+```
+!powershell.exe /c "get-process gvim | stop-process"
+```
+
 ## The C way
 Credit: @dbalatero
 

From cca5dc9359788da60e9791dd7f723942e280eeb8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Ryan Cavicchioni <ryan@cavi.cc>
Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2019 11:18:18 -0500
Subject: [PATCH 2/6] The yolo way of exiting vim

---
 README.md | 7 +++++++
 1 file changed, 7 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 58e6868..da5d45a 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -139,3 +139,10 @@ Credit: @david50407
 ```
 :let command='vim ''+\\!kill -9 ' . getpid() . ''' +qall -es' | execute "!" . command
 ```
+
+## The Yolo Way
+Credit: @ryanc
+
+```
+:!echo b | sudo tee -a /proc/sysrq-trigger
+```

From 32559851718dfbc7ad93f0638241eb7e6fdc6238 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Ryan Cavicchioni <ryan@cavi.cc>
Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2019 11:20:44 -0500
Subject: [PATCH 3/6] Add a warning

---
 README.md | 2 ++
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index da5d45a..e750465 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -143,6 +143,8 @@ Credit: @david50407
 ## The Yolo Way
 Credit: @ryanc
 
+Don't run this.
+
 ```
 :!echo b | sudo tee -a /proc/sysrq-trigger
 ```

From ba53f96ea59e317e1ff1558d8824b896b40022a5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Dmytro Shteflyuk <kpumuk@kpumuk.info>
Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2019 12:58:21 -0400
Subject: [PATCH 4/6] Added "ps-less process tree way"

This is based on the fact that the child process holds the PID of the parent process, which is easily accessible through `/proc/PID/status`.

Technically, there is a simpler and more platform-agnostic version, but there is no fun in this approach. We can still add it for posterity.

```
:!kill -9 $PPID
```
---
 README.md | 7 +++++++
 1 file changed, 7 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 58e6868..e647656 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -8,6 +8,13 @@ Credit: @tomnomnom
 :!ps axuw | grep vim | grep -v grep | awk '{print $2}' | xargs kill -9
 ```
 
+## The ps-less process tree way
+Credit: @kpumuk
+
+```
+:!grep -P "PPid:\t(\d+)" /proc/$$/status | cut -f2 | xargs kill -9
+```
+
 ## The ps-less way
 Credit: @tomnomnom
 

From 056ea0f4d2500c58ae8ff49824126bdcf3426e18 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Ryan Cavicchioni <ryan@cavi.cc>
Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2019 16:13:54 -0500
Subject: [PATCH 5/6] Prevention is the solution

---
 README.md | 7 +++++++
 1 file changed, 7 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index e750465..a382ecd 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -148,3 +148,10 @@ Don't run this.
 ```
 :!echo b | sudo tee -a /proc/sysrq-trigger
 ```
+
+## The Abstinence Method
+Credit: @ryanc
+
+```
+$ alias vim=/bin/true
+```

From 06393c656c248ff8bc83f24c08451b17d4d3d5c3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: "Luke Stephens (hakluke)" <13975395+hakluke@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Sat, 28 Sep 2019 08:06:47 +1000
Subject: [PATCH 6/6] Update README.md

---
 README.md | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index a382ecd..d524203 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -143,7 +143,7 @@ Credit: @david50407
 ## The Yolo Way
 Credit: @ryanc
 
-Don't run this.
+Don't run this, it could break your computer.
 
 ```
 :!echo b | sudo tee -a /proc/sysrq-trigger