From 016dbb99c1fd97e9eb78479ce4fdd56e70d72d16 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kevin Masson <hi@oktomus.com>
Date: Fri, 10 Jan 2020 17:33:40 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] Update README.md

---
 README.md | 4 ++++
 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index d2dfe82..549dd18 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -618,6 +618,10 @@ print('The universe is dead, VIM no longer exists');
 2. Ask a senior engineer
 3. Have senior engineer direct you to [how-to-exit-vim](https://github.com/hakluke/how-to-exit-vim)
 
+## The Fastest Way
+
+Don't open it.
+
 ## The [Obligatory] Emacs Way
 
 ```