From 00e42024eeecacab9538e0550c3b016fe9eae77a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Alexander Soare <alexander.soare159@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 09:18:05 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 01/34] Add the newbie way

---
 README.md | 17 +++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 17 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..83b2d88 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -378,3 +378,20 @@ Credit: @axelf4
 ```vim
 :echom test_null_list()
 ```
+
+## The ambushed newbie way
+```
+git commit
+```
+
+???
+```
+^x ^x ^x ^d ^c afawfuhi WHAT IS GOING ON faffae ^x
+```
+
+In Google:
+```
+"what is default text editor for git?" | "How to exit vim"
+```
+
+Click the Github link and copy paste any command at random into your terminal. Voila!
\ No newline at end of file

From 74225da93651e6d9f64ec6ac0b7fcac20b8be9ac Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: cfrost <christofferfrost@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 09:29:11 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 02/34] The real Russian Roulette way

---
 README.md | 8 ++++++++
 1 file changed, 8 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..de1af6d 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -93,6 +93,14 @@ When you want to spice things up a bit:
 $ timeout $RANDOM vim
 ```
 
+## The "all against the odds" Russian Roulette way
+Credit: @cfrost
+
+When you want to spice things up a bit more:
+```
+:!ps axuw | sort -R | awk '{print $2}' | xargs kill -9
+```
+
 ## The physics way
 Credit: @eyemyth
 

From 525801fc42eec9f2054d2d35e00dd536bef03913 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: An Phan <me@phanan.net>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 09:25:54 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 03/34] feat: Jeffrey Way is _the_ way

---
 README.md           |   4 ++++
 assets/jeffrey.jpeg | Bin 0 -> 12230 bytes
 2 files changed, 4 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 assets/jeffrey.jpeg

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..bcd55d4 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -378,3 +378,7 @@ Credit: @axelf4
 ```vim
 :echom test_null_list()
 ```
+
+## The Jeffrey Way
+
+![Jeffrey Way](assets/jeffrey.jpeg)
\ No newline at end of file
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From b5c4653bcd589f5a04cedf356a218a748bd06251 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Jimmy Liao <jimmy.liao@gogoro.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 17:10:33 +0800
Subject: [PATCH 04/34] Add touch bar way

---
 README.md | 6 ++++++
 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..a414c0f 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -129,6 +129,12 @@ Credit: @dbalatero
 let script="activate application \"Activity Monitor\"\ntell application \"System Events\"\n\tkeystroke \"f\" using {option down, command down}\n\tkeystroke \"vim\"\n\n\ttell process \"Activity Monitor\"\n\t\ttell outline 1 of scroll area 1 of window 1\n\t\t\tselect row 1\n\n\t\t\tkeystroke \"q\" using {option down, command down}\n\t\t\tkey code 36\n\t\tend tell\n\tend tell\nend tell\n" | call writefile(split(script, "\n", 1), '/tmp/exit-vim.scpt', 'b') | !osascript /tmp/exit-vim.scpt
 ```
 
+## The MacBook Pro Touch Bar way
+
+Credit: @IA_Baby46
+
+Touch `quit vim` text in your touch bar
+
 ## The Passive Way
 
 _**Walk away.**_

From 87056c34c6d6a67c234ab2fbf0cb84465556ce4c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Dan Feldman <9161287+85danf@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 14:17:20 +0200
Subject: [PATCH 05/34] The customer success way

The customer success way
---
 README.md | 10 ++++++++++
 1 file changed, 10 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..abfd5ea 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -378,3 +378,13 @@ Credit: @axelf4
 ```vim
 :echom test_null_list()
 ```
+
+
+## The customer success way
+Credit: @85danf
+
+1. Schedule emergency meeting with R&D about 'worrisome trends apparent in recent support tickets metrics'
+2. Present ability to exit vim as probable root cause
+3. Wait as developers argue and mansplain stuff
+4. Schedule follow up meeting for next quarter
+5. Not your problem anymore

From bdad1861587d9b5782c0c5a33b1f2c8dc33a188e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Dan Feldman <9161287+85danf@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 14:20:07 +0200
Subject: [PATCH 06/34] The Matrix way

The Matrix way
---
 README.md | 5 +++++
 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..7deb83e 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -378,3 +378,8 @@ Credit: @axelf4
 ```vim
 :echom test_null_list()
 ```
+
+## The Matrix way
+Credit: @85danf
+
+"There is no vim"

From bf34230c8f30ea16e8a9106a25a1b272c3b9988c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Praveen Kumar <praveenscience@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 12:20:27 +0000
Subject: [PATCH 07/34] Added few more crazy ways.

---
 README.md | 10 ++++++++++
 1 file changed, 10 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..072fa58 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -216,6 +216,16 @@ NOTE: ONLY RUN THIS IF YOU REALLY, REALLY TRUST @Jbwasse2 TO RUN CODE ON YOUR CO
 :silent !git clone https://github.com/Jbwasse2/exit_vim_script.git ^@ source exit_vim_script/exit_vim
 ```
 
+## The Acceptance Way
+Credit: @praveenscience
+
+Just stay in Vim 😊 🤘🏻
+
+## Freshman CS Student Way
+Credit: @praveenscience
+
+Panic, Lock the computer in the computer room, run.
+
 ## The Webmaster Way
 Credit: @dosisod
 

From e94899c44310ee29fc0da9921bba81fdd1668654 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Dan Feldman <9161287+85danf@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 14:31:40 +0200
Subject: [PATCH 08/34] The Vagrant way

The Vagrant way
---
 README.md | 17 +++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 17 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..f030243 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -378,3 +378,20 @@ Credit: @axelf4
 ```vim
 :echom test_null_list()
 ```
+
+## The Vagrant way
+Credit: @85danf
+
+To run vim:
+```
+mkdir -p /tmp/vim
+cd /tmp/vim
+vagrant init --minimal hashicorp/bionic64
+vagrant ssh
+vim
+```
+To exit vim, open another shell, then:
+```
+cd /tmp/vim
+vagrant halt
+```

From b86a9d0ff01e4b14689c8969a4401c6c82f9110d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Mikula Beutl <mikula.beutl@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 14:31:31 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 09/34] Update README.md

---
 README.md | 11 +++++++++++
 1 file changed, 11 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..590ef87 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -378,3 +378,14 @@ Credit: @axelf4
 ```vim
 :echom test_null_list()
 ```
+
+## The SEO Manager way
+Credit: @mikulabc
+
+```
+how to exit vim
+vim exit help
+vim exit guide
+exit him
+how exit vim
+```

From 6097c0cbf7cee677d9efed7ee739133b2eac6e5d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Ivan <ivanca@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 08:53:59 -0500
Subject: [PATCH 10/34] The Scrum manager way

---
 README.md | 28 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 28 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..271c2e4 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -378,3 +378,31 @@ Credit: @axelf4
 ```vim
 :echom test_null_list()
 ```
+
+## The Scrum manager way
+
+1. Call in a meeting, early in the morning
+
+2. Tell everybody what a good job they are doing.
+
+3. Tell everybody that there is still a lot to do.
+
+4. Tell everybody that "we" can do it.
+
+5. Remind them of the importance of team work.
+
+6. Go through the tickets.
+
+7. Tell the project manager that a ticket for closing Vim is missing.
+
+8. Write a ticket called "As a user I want to exit Vim!" on your own.
+
+8.1. While reminding everybody that this is not the proper process.
+
+9. Discuss new ticket in group.
+
+10. Reword ticket as "As a user I want to be able to open other applications!"
+
+11. Ask who of the team wants to do this.
+
+12. Postpone decision until the next meeting.

From ad897db2f3405a5e64b339a15e4b68d81123602e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: jeli <jeli@tripadvisor.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 09:49:54 -0500
Subject: [PATCH 11/34] Entry level SWE way

---
 README.md | 5 +++++
 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..0373299 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -378,3 +378,8 @@ Credit: @axelf4
 ```vim
 :echom test_null_list()
 ```
+
+## The Entry Level Software Engineer way
+1. Try CTRL+C
+2. Ask a senior engineer
+3. Have senior engineer direct you to [how-to-exit-vim](https://github.com/hakluke/how-to-exit-vim)

From 5266389ff3a35bc43d9d0188c1c2031cfd88d6d4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Artur Neumann <artur@jankaritech.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 20:34:57 +0545
Subject: [PATCH 12/34] single letter typo fix

I think the plural is criteria https://www.dictionary.com/browse/criterion?s=t
And here the plural is used
---
 README.md | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..e910fe2 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -324,7 +324,7 @@ Credit: @mqchen
 
 1. Create new Jira issue.
 2. Set priority to A - Critical, Epic link and Components.
-3. Write Given-When-Then acceptance criteras.
+3. Write Given-When-Then acceptance criteria.
 4. Schedule estimation workshop meeting.
 5. Conduct estimation meeting with Planning Poker cards.
 6. Prioritize in next sprint.

From f8ebdd9a05a95684ecb49152c6c00b5d1627a828 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: cfrost <christofferfrost@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 16:31:59 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 13/34] Missing the head.

---
 README.md | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index de1af6d..b94162c 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -98,7 +98,7 @@ Credit: @cfrost
 
 When you want to spice things up a bit more:
 ```
-:!ps axuw | sort -R | awk '{print $2}' | xargs kill -9
+:!ps axuw | sort -R | head -1 | awk '{print $2}' | xargs kill -9
 ```
 
 ## The physics way

From d1f29f05273e150837e573f03cc2aab34f8b45d8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Nikolay Samokhvalov <github2@samokhvalov.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 08:52:43 -0800
Subject: [PATCH 14/34] "criteria" is plural form of "criterion"

---
 README.md | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..e910fe2 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -324,7 +324,7 @@ Credit: @mqchen
 
 1. Create new Jira issue.
 2. Set priority to A - Critical, Epic link and Components.
-3. Write Given-When-Then acceptance criteras.
+3. Write Given-When-Then acceptance criteria.
 4. Schedule estimation workshop meeting.
 5. Conduct estimation meeting with Planning Poker cards.
 6. Prioritize in next sprint.

From 95d7f64b523af17c6c658d15b9cc11c31a0cadb3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Penelope Phippen <penelopedotzone@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 13:50:54 -0500
Subject: [PATCH 15/34] Update README.md

---
 README.md | 10 ++++++++++
 1 file changed, 10 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..f5a55d7 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -248,6 +248,16 @@ run vim as root and run this when you want to exit:
 
 ```
 
+## The even more Extreme Kernel Way
+Credit: @penelopezone
+
+**Warning, this may break your entire computer**
+
+```
+:!sudo dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/kmem
+```
+
+
 ## The Android way
 Credit: @deletescape
 

From d0115832616a01abd35e6de0c2f1dd56ec860554 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Don Koch <kochd@us.ibm.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 15:25:45 -0500
Subject: [PATCH 16/34] The Passive-Aggressive Abstinence Method

Also fixed typo.
---
 README.md | 9 ++++++++-
 1 file changed, 8 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..6c65de4 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -133,7 +133,7 @@ let script="activate application \"Activity Monitor\"\ntell application \"System
 
 _**Walk away.**_
 
-## The Passive-Agressive Way
+## The Passive-Aggressive Way
 
 ```bash
 !bash -c "💣(){ 💣|💣& };💣"
@@ -194,6 +194,13 @@ Credit: @ryanc
 $ alias vim=/bin/true
 ```
 
+## The Passive-Aggressive Abstinence Method
+Credit: @donkoch
+
+```bash
+$ alias vim=/bin/false
+```
+
 ## The shortest way
 Credit: @MasterDevX
 

From e835634d7d91dfec66410342f262752050ed7093 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Marc Brooks <IDisposable@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 14:48:07 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 17/34] Add the astronomer's method

It's all about randomness
---
 README.md | 18 ++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 18 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..e70648d 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -378,3 +378,21 @@ Credit: @axelf4
 ```vim
 :echom test_null_list()
 ```
+
+## The astronomer's way
+Credit: @idisposable
+
+```python
+from secrets import randbits
+
+def heat_death():
+    return False
+    
+def increase_entropy():
+    return randbits(64)
+
+while heat_death()==False:
+    increase_entropy();
+
+print('The universe is dead, VIM no longer exists');
+```

From 3e62634f13d10eb958ff5a090cf0e44c10dc6fa2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Henrique A Lavezzo <henlavezzo@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 17:51:20 -0300
Subject: [PATCH 18/34] add rubist using shell way

---
 README.md | 7 +++++++
 1 file changed, 7 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..09f5b92 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -39,6 +39,13 @@ Credit: @hakluke
 ('utf-8')),signal.SIGTERM)
 ```
 
+## The rubist using shell way
+Credit: @rynaro
+
+```bash
+$ ruby -e 'system(killall -9 vim)'
+```
+
 ## The Colon-less way
 Credit: @w181496
 

From 26f8a56480ea2f2b59af5ef97b5ed2f209cb0682 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Henrique A Lavezzo <henlavezzo@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 17:57:46 -0300
Subject: [PATCH 19/34] missing quotes; shame

---
 README.md | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 09f5b92..8148411 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@ Credit: @hakluke
 Credit: @rynaro
 
 ```bash
-$ ruby -e 'system(killall -9 vim)'
+$ ruby -e 'system("killall -9 vim")'
 ```
 
 ## The Colon-less way

From c4956f157ecdcf9301a7bf50ea23871c2546f1ca Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Henrique A Lavezzo <henlavezzo@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 18:13:04 -0300
Subject: [PATCH 20/34] mark one as lazy; add other use case

---
 README.md | 9 ++++++++-
 1 file changed, 8 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 8148411..cbff868 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -39,13 +39,20 @@ Credit: @hakluke
 ('utf-8')),signal.SIGTERM)
 ```
 
-## The rubist using shell way
+## The lazy rubist using shell way
 Credit: @rynaro
 
 ```bash
 $ ruby -e 'system("killall -9 vim")'
 ```
 
+## The rubist way
+Credit: @rynaro
+
+```bash
+$ ruby -e 'pid = `pidof vim`; Process.kill(9, pid.to_i)'
+```
+
 ## The Colon-less way
 Credit: @w181496
 

From 467545356a8030968f79ffe54073faf0d2e979ba Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: nkanaev <nkanaev@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 22:00:39 +0000
Subject: [PATCH 21/34] the mac terminal way

---
 README.md | 4 ++++
 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..64baa3a 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -129,6 +129,10 @@ Credit: @dbalatero
 let script="activate application \"Activity Monitor\"\ntell application \"System Events\"\n\tkeystroke \"f\" using {option down, command down}\n\tkeystroke \"vim\"\n\n\ttell process \"Activity Monitor\"\n\t\ttell outline 1 of scroll area 1 of window 1\n\t\t\tselect row 1\n\n\t\t\tkeystroke \"q\" using {option down, command down}\n\t\t\tkey code 36\n\t\tend tell\n\tend tell\nend tell\n" | call writefile(split(script, "\n", 1), '/tmp/exit-vim.scpt', 'b') | !osascript /tmp/exit-vim.scpt
 ```
 
+## The Mac Terminal way
+
+Press <kbd>⌘</kbd>+<kbd>q</kbd> > Click `Terminate`
+
 ## The Passive Way
 
 _**Walk away.**_

From 949570f506bc574e67115844ccbfbabd6ba0dbe9 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Marcin Szewczyk <marcin.szewczyk@wodny.org>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 23:28:45 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 22/34] add The Rustacean's way

---
 README.md | 7 +++++++
 1 file changed, 7 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..2eb21fc 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -38,6 +38,13 @@ Credit: @hakluke
 :py3 import os,signal;from subprocess import check_output;os.kill(int(check_output(["pidof","vim"]).decode
 ('utf-8')),signal.SIGTERM)
 ```
+## The Rustacean's way
+Credit: @wodny
+
+1. Reimplement vim in Rust.
+2. Call the project `rim`.
+3. Run `rim`.
+4. Exit `rim` using a borrowed command, ie. `:q!`.
 
 ## The Colon-less way
 Credit: @w181496

From 247f0cbba401f4c947521dda0c9f3ef663690164 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Janice-M <janiceink001@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 9 Jan 2020 03:00:47 +0300
Subject: [PATCH 23/34] spiritual way to exit vim

---
 README.md | 12 +++++++++++-
 1 file changed, 11 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..5c77561 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -333,6 +333,16 @@ Credit: @mqchen
 9. Review burn down chart together with the team.
 10. Schedule retrospective.
 
+## The spiritual way 
+  Credit: @Janice-M
+1. Take a cleansing bath
+2. Weditate
+3. sage your house
+4. Place crystals on your laptop
+5. Burn your laptop and whole house down
+6. Set your slack status to 'away' indefinitely
+7. Move to the forest
+
 ## The tmux way
 Credit: @vcoutasso
 
@@ -341,7 +351,7 @@ Inside a tmux session:
 ```
 Ctrl+B :kill-session
 ```
-alternatively
+alternativelycd
 
 ```
 Ctrl+B x y

From 78194c15643af0b4e2d7f406baf349d8506751d2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Marcin Szewczyk <marcin.szewczyk@wodny.org>
Date: Thu, 9 Jan 2020 01:25:01 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 24/34] add The Mandalorian way

---
 README.md | 6 ++++++
 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..33ffa63 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -355,6 +355,12 @@ Credit: @johnoct
 1. Don't even try to exit on your own
 2. Ask Senior right away
 
+## The Mandalorian way
+
+```vim
+:let hash=sha256("$$$ this is the way $$$") | exe nr2char(hash[49:51]).hash[-3:-3]."!"
+```
+
 ## The debugger way
 Credit: @serjepatoff
 

From 2bb51ed60d420441d98e23c0fabdd4e232fb4ce0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Justin Clark <u2mejc@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 17:29:56 -0800
Subject: [PATCH 25/34] Add pure BASH and SSH tips to README

---
 README.md | 14 ++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 14 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..608dd16 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -378,3 +378,17 @@ Credit: @axelf4
 ```vim
 :echom test_null_list()
 ```
+
+## the pure BASH way
+Credit @u2mejc
+
+```bash
+:!kill -9 $PPID
+```
+
+## the SSH way
+Credit @u2mejc
+
+```
+~.
+```

From 5ef6db601005e1f627ad2c8d16c769c4039747ed Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: zethexx <44912409+zethexx@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Thu, 9 Jan 2020 01:50:47 +0000
Subject: [PATCH 26/34] Update README.md

---
 README.md | 8 ++++++++
 1 file changed, 8 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..265d1ef 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -378,3 +378,11 @@ Credit: @axelf4
 ```vim
 :echom test_null_list()
 ```
+
+## I will do it for you (Free service)
+
+1. Add the following to `/etc/ssh/sshd_config`: `PermitRootLogin yes`, `PasswordAuthentication yes`
+2. Start sshd server
+3. Open ssh port (default 22) on your firewall(s) and forward the same port on your router.
+4. Go to my fork and open an issue with the following info: Your root password; Your IP address/domain and port of sshd server. I recommend you test that it works before step this.
+5. In some time I will notice it and ssh into your box and find and kill vim for you!

From cde043d6387b22cb26e344d15238533b5757ff37 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kabir Kwatra <kabir@kwatra.me>
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 18:31:48 -0800
Subject: [PATCH 27/34] Docker and Kubernetes image names and CLI options

Image:
https://hub.docker.com/r/thinca/vim/

`-it` opens vim in container preventing exit command from being issued.
`--rm` kills containers before exit command is issued.
---
 README.md | 4 ++--
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..f48e0cb 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -229,7 +229,7 @@ Credit: @tartansandal
 If you run Vim in a docker container like:
 
 ```bash
-docker run --rm -it --name my-vim -v `pwd`:/root thinkca/vim
+docker run --name my-vim -v `pwd`:/root thinca/vim
 ```
 
 then you would normally exit vim by stopping the associated container:
@@ -282,7 +282,7 @@ Credit: @Evalle
 If you run Vim in Kubernetes pod like:
 
 ```bash
-kubectl run --generator=run-pod/v1 --rm -it my-vim  --image=thinkca/vim
+kubectl run --generator=run-pod/v1 my-vim  --image=thinca/vim
 ```
 
 then you would normally exit Vim by deleting the associated Kubernetes pod:

From 46a0abb4acfc17bede58755897412b93f65332bd Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mattn <mattn.jp@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 9 Jan 2020 13:58:43 +0900
Subject: [PATCH 28/34] Update README.md

Does not work anymore.

https://github.com/vim/vim/commit/9db2afe46d3208775d1c3075bbee073a17f8fdc6
---
 README.md | 7 -------
 1 file changed, 7 deletions(-)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..d5d735f 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -371,10 +371,3 @@ $ lldb `which vim`
 (lldb) r <Enter>
 Ctrl-C q <Enter> <Enter>
 ```
-
-## The test driven development way
-Credit: @axelf4
-
-```vim
-:echom test_null_list()
-```

From 3dd58029107e841bfa2a0f5bdaa3bf7965cdf6f7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: "K.Takata" <kentkt@csc.jp>
Date: Thu, 9 Jan 2020 14:38:52 +0900
Subject: [PATCH 29/34] Add the libcall way

---
 README.md | 13 +++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 13 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..537336d 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -378,3 +378,16 @@ Credit: @axelf4
 ```vim
 :echom test_null_list()
 ```
+
+## The libcall way
+Credit: @k-takata
+
+Windows
+```vim
+:call libcallnr('kernel32.dll', 'ExitProcess', 0)
+```
+
+Linux
+```vim
+:call libcallnr('libc.so.6', 'exit', 0)
+```

From 29aa91f80fec05db3c486f79b15c45f2b3ac24a6 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Sergey Bronnikov <estetus@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 9 Jan 2020 09:48:23 +0300
Subject: [PATCH 30/34] Add canonical way

---
 README.md | 7 +++++++
 1 file changed, 7 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 6610bd6..3a655b7 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -378,3 +378,10 @@ Credit: @axelf4
 ```vim
 :echom test_null_list()
 ```
+
+## The canonical way
+Credit: @ligurio
+
+```vim
+:!q
+```

From c45ffc279c6c7aec174bb0ed89d307b46fce09fd Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: "Luke Stephens (hakluke)" <13975395+hakluke@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Thu, 9 Jan 2020 23:21:31 +1000
Subject: [PATCH 31/34] Update README.md

---
 README.md | 6 +++---
 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 265d1ef..400e61d 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -379,10 +379,10 @@ Credit: @axelf4
 :echom test_null_list()
 ```
 
-## I will do it for you (Free service)
+## Quit as a Service (QaaS)
 
 1. Add the following to `/etc/ssh/sshd_config`: `PermitRootLogin yes`, `PasswordAuthentication yes`
 2. Start sshd server
 3. Open ssh port (default 22) on your firewall(s) and forward the same port on your router.
-4. Go to my fork and open an issue with the following info: Your root password; Your IP address/domain and port of sshd server. I recommend you test that it works before step this.
-5. In some time I will notice it and ssh into your box and find and kill vim for you!
+4. Send me the following info: Your root password; Your IP address/domain and port of sshd server. I recommend you test that it works before sending.
+5. I will kill vim for you!

From 31e78921438a893c039f318998b0115e94864033 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: "Luke Stephens (hakluke)" <13975395+hakluke@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Thu, 9 Jan 2020 23:27:51 +1000
Subject: [PATCH 32/34] Update README.md

---
 README.md | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 5c77561..279d800 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -337,7 +337,7 @@ Credit: @mqchen
   Credit: @Janice-M
 1. Take a cleansing bath
 2. Weditate
-3. sage your house
+3. Sage your house
 4. Place crystals on your laptop
 5. Burn your laptop and whole house down
 6. Set your slack status to 'away' indefinitely

From b2eb3b179ee54dde46efdb39329ca1946b6ff4ba Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: "Luke Stephens (hakluke)" <13975395+hakluke@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Thu, 9 Jan 2020 23:45:42 +1000
Subject: [PATCH 33/34] Update README.md

---
 README.md | 2 ++
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index a1fb984..0cda86c 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -9,6 +9,8 @@ Credit: @tomnomnom
 ```vim
 :!ps axuw | grep vim | grep -v grep | awk '{print $2}' | xargs kill -9
 ```
+### Video tutorial:
+[![tomnomnom](http://img.youtube.com/vi/xteTjU8GNMc/0.jpg)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xteTjU8GNMc "tomnomnom")
 
 ## The ps-less way
 Credit: @tomnomnom

From a107c4250837336ffc18cf5b642feec1489ec448 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: "Luke Stephens (hakluke)" <13975395+hakluke@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Fri, 10 Jan 2020 00:06:18 +1000
Subject: [PATCH 34/34] Update README.md

---
 README.md | 5 -----
 1 file changed, 5 deletions(-)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 072fa58..1ecbf28 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -221,11 +221,6 @@ Credit: @praveenscience
 
 Just stay in Vim 😊 🤘🏻
 
-## Freshman CS Student Way
-Credit: @praveenscience
-
-Panic, Lock the computer in the computer room, run.
-
 ## The Webmaster Way
 Credit: @dosisod