From 6097c0cbf7cee677d9efed7ee739133b2eac6e5d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ivan Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2020 08:53:59 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] The Scrum manager way --- README.md | 28 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 28 insertions(+) diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index 6610bd6..271c2e4 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -378,3 +378,31 @@ Credit: @axelf4 ```vim :echom test_null_list() ``` + +## The Scrum manager way + +1. Call in a meeting, early in the morning + +2. Tell everybody what a good job they are doing. + +3. Tell everybody that there is still a lot to do. + +4. Tell everybody that "we" can do it. + +5. Remind them of the importance of team work. + +6. Go through the tickets. + +7. Tell the project manager that a ticket for closing Vim is missing. + +8. Write a ticket called "As a user I want to exit Vim!" on your own. + +8.1. While reminding everybody that this is not the proper process. + +9. Discuss new ticket in group. + +10. Reword ticket as "As a user I want to be able to open other applications!" + +11. Ask who of the team wants to do this. + +12. Postpone decision until the next meeting.